April New Hires

Another month, another addition to the crew. Get to know the newbies, we hear they're super cool!

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Dan Weber

Department: Copy

Secret (useless) talent: As a former contestant on Jeopardy!, I'm a solid bar trivia ringer. Sure, I lost, but beggars and choosers here, people.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar: "I'd Do Anything"

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be: Border collie. Barring that, Falkor the Luck Dragon. 

 

 


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Ted Holladay

Department: Creative

Secret (useless) talent: I can reach my tongue to my nose.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar: Does it have to be a Klondike Bar?

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be: Great Dane

 


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Jordan McIninch

Department: Biz Dev

Secret (useless) talent: I can memorize all of the lyrics to a song after only hearing it once or twice. 

What would you do for a Klondike Bar: Not much- but I would probably cage dive with sharks for an unlimited supply of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked. 

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be: I would be perfectly happy with a dog although I wouldn't turn down a koala bear. Or a sloth. 
 


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Ryan Milano

Department: Designer/Developer

Secret (useless) talent: Dominating at Super Smash Bros

What would you do for a Klondike Bar: Living a paleo lifestyle these days but I'd still do something stupid and then give it to a little kid.

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be: Definitely a monkey.